Bathroom Condemnation

The Bathroom Blockade was an executive order passed by the Avon Grove City leaders in response to an increased population of Juulers. The order granted emergency powers to the AGMPD to create military checkpoints to restrict or even prevent access to bathrooms. When questioned by the media, the Avon Grove senate justified their actions in a 2019 press release. "'Since the Juuler population congregates in bathrooms, we figured that banning bathrooms would give them nowhere to run.'"Their statement was met by criticism, as critics believed that banning bathrooms only relocated the Juuler population to the locker rooms and in the back of classrooms, and also prevented everyone from just taking a god damn piss. Holy hell, there's a goddamn line to take a piss. Jesus Christ, I might just have to piss on the floor.